Sports Bar Manager T-Shirts

'Sorry - today's 'wild card special' was rained out.'

The MBA Draft

Go team!

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Best Before 5th Pint.

Shaken not stirred

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We're looking for athletic people.'

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'