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Old Fred's Seat

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Ostrich Bar

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."