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'You appear to have 'sports bar neck', from watching TV high over the bar...'

I like the Jets...I guess

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Ostrich Bar

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"