Sports Bar Frequenter T-Shirts

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

His & hers towels.

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

'The usual, Mr, H'