Sports Bar Frequenter Gifts

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

His & hers towels.

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Live soccer today.

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."