Sports Bar Goer Gifts

Old Fred's Seat

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Ostrich Bar

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

"Do they look tired to you?"

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Live soccer today.

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'Look, I don't want any funny business.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."