Sports Bar Enthusiast Gifts

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"My wife left me. Then my hard drive died."

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

Beer Garden Kit

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"Do they look tired to you?"

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

You give dives a bad name. Somebody has to!

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

Live soccer today.

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'The usual, Mr, H'

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"