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Check your universal remote control at the door.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

Beer Garden Kit

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Joe's Bar: Revenge is a dish best served with cold beer!

'If that's my wife, you're not in!...'

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'Wow!... Look at the personality on her!'

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"Your mom wants to buy you a drink."

'The usual, Mr, H'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"Well, thank you, I'd love to. Are the Himalayas far?"

"Twenty years ago when I started planning my retirement I had no idea how big my bar bill would be."

Suitably dressed for Happy Hour.