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'May I photograph you with the camera in my cell phone?'

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'Uh oh. . . Mutton dressed as cougar.'

'I'm trying to quit smoking. Would you mind if I use one of those as a pacifier?'

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

The Beer Channel.

His & hers towels.

Dwayne makes his move.

"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

The Rind of the Ancient Mariner.

A mini Kebab take-away and a minibar

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

'He thought the fire alarm was the bell for last orders, and ran towards the bar.'

Ostrich Bar

"I'm taking a creative writing class. I turned in my checkbook and got an A."

"With other dates I've been on, long walks on the beach seemed like a cliche, but with you it really feels genuine."

Our changing neighborhood: new store openings.

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

"What on earth do they find to talk about?"

'Of all the fern bars in Encino, she's gotta walk into mine.'

Frog and Princess in Bar

Chairs - a bar where everybody has a seat!

"Time! Ladies and gentlemen please, for yet another probe into the brewing industry"

'C'mon, Larry - you knew the risks when you promised to be my wingman.'

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Jim opened a bar in his cubicle. Before you shut it down, keep in mind that company morale has never been higher."

'Propping up the bar again tonight, Sybil?'