Tavern Frequenter T-Shirts

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

His & hers towels.

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Shanahan's

"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

a drink at the pub

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."