Tavern Frequenter Pillows

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

His & hers towels.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"I'm thinking of turning green..."

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'My wife was psychic and divorced me over an affair I hadn't had yet.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Drunken hamster at the bar says to the Easter Bunny: 'You got lucky, Bunny. Things could've been so different for the Harvest Festival Hamster.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Shanahan's

"You know me, Ray. I don't get mad... I get even. Then, as a rule, I get incarcerated. And THEN I get mad."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

"She was a dish when we ran away together but that was a long time ago."

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

a drink at the pub

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

"I don't now if it's me or the alcohol talking, but I'm having trouble standing upright and I think I might vomit."

'All this identity theft is making my job very difficult!'