Tavern Visits Pillows

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'Time? Time's relative.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'