Tavern Explorer Pillows

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Samuel Beckett

Run from the hills!

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Gustave Charpentier

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Captain

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'You've had enough!'

Tunnel of Mice

Pirate King

Shanahan's

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."