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'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Board of Directors enter the 'Tunnel of Corporate Love'.

Run from the hills!

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

The bigger they are, the harder they fall, but then the turbulence gets you!

Gustave Charpentier

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'You've had enough!'

Captain

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Tunnel of Mice

Pirate King

Shanahan's

Third-Floor Rapunzel

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'I'm telling you Bill: I can hear a scratching sound...'

'Switch me to the cheap stuff when I start talking with my W. C. Fields voice.'

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Child In A Bar.

'Yeeeooouchhhhh...' (Carpal Tunnel)

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

'I suggest we back away slowly and dig another tunnel: This is an unexploded ordnance...'

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

He was married. She could tell.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'