Tavern Enthusiast T-Shirts

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"You look good for your age."

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.