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Shanahan's

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'You've had enough!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You look good for your age."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"

Child In A Bar.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'