Tavern Story Enthusiast Gifts

Shanahan's

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'You've had enough!'

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"You look good for your age."

"You must be the new barmaid."

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

"Ok Buddy. No more AB negative blood for you tonight!"

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

Child In A Bar.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

Why must you have "I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry" on the jukebox? A lot of people complained that "Happy Hour" was too happy.

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero

'Old McAllister is a real crank -- he has a conspiracy theory about Tom Bodett.'

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

Eddie's Tavern: Happy Despite The Current Situation Hour 2-7 PM.

'Not you again. I thought you would've learned your lesson the last time.