Tavern Enthusiast Gifts

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to have a drinking problem, until I got my two-handled cup!'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Joe's Bar, not for Sissies. Sissies, try Bruce's bar around the corner.

'Don't make me come down there.'

'I finally found my inner child! He grew up and will soon be sitting on a bar stool!'

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Jolly Sailor - Warning: May contain old salts.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"You look good for your age."

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

Which alcohol delivery system do you recommend this fine evening?

Anacreontick Society Meeting in Full Swing