Tavern Visiting Gifts

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

"You look good for your age."

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

'Time? Time's relative.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'One reason I like hanging out with you is you give me so many good ideas for my sermons.'

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Shanahan's

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Do you believe in the hereafter?', 'I'm not sure -- where are we now?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.