Taverns Gifts

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

Joe's Bar - Not responsible for drunks left over 24 hours.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

"White whale, red dot—we're all chasing something, my friend."

"Just for once, why don't we forget the poor and blow the lot down the local tavern?"

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

Joe's Tavern: Perfect Attendance

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

The only "fake news" we care about is fake IDs.

Beer $1.00. The painter refinished the bar top and left this place absolutely spotless! He varnished without a trace!

"One can only hope this is the raw stuff of art."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

Shanahan's

Joe's Bar - ask your doctor if Joe's bar is right for you!

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

Visitor to a Landmark Tavern

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

Child In A Bar.

Tavern: Perfect Attendance.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner

'I used to do a lot of business over the phone, but as soon as Caller ID came along...'

Sal's recent remodeling accommodated his many beer-gut-impaired customers.

"I have a female landlubber in every port."

'How many experience points do I have? — I'm not that kind of girl!'