Quiet-tavern Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's quiet in here tonight...'

Club Antisocial

Hush puppy.

Ale. Mead. It's been a hard knight's day!

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Another triple, Joe -I'm trying to forget several women.'

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

'I finally got a grip on reality, and evidently I squeezed too hard.'

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'It's tough having a casual political discussion these days.'

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

The bipartisan election cycle: 'Every 2 years without fail, I perform my patriotic duty and vote the bums out.'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

Shanahan's

Free Little Library

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Hugh - From Barnaby Rudge

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

"I'm excited to leave this party we're going to."

Make America Quiet

Tuesday is drunken rant night. The noncommissioned officer is the backbone of this man's army!!!

She went as far as she could to get away from the paperwork.

"There, but for the wrath of my wife, go I."

"Shh, too much racket."

I have to tell you: I preferred "buy one, get one free" night. Tuesday is "tall bartender, short bar stool" night.

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Card night for introverts.

Man leaving the tavern and realising he is late for dinner