Quiet Retreat Aficionado Gifts

Club Antisocial

A Good Batch.

Hush puppy.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"I guess now's as good a time as any."

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

James decided to stay in that night.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

"They're on a silent retreat."

Spring Training

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Free Little Library

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"