Quiet Retreat Aficionado Gifts

Club Antisocial

A Good Batch.

Hush puppy.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

James decided to stay in that night.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Not now, Matthew. This is Daddy's quiet-desperation time."

Spring Training

"I hope this is the right wine for reading and ignoring one another."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

'That's where he goes to regain his sanity.'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Hey, Eli, would you and your little friend mind getting as far away from me as humanly possible?"

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

'Like to read, huh? Me, too. I'm a big reader. I just finished a book by Brown. you know Dan Brown? Great writer...'

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

'It's SUPPOSED to be quiet up here!'

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Free Little Library

"Can I see your license Sir?"