Rustic Retreat Aficionado Gifts

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

Club Antisocial

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

The Rudges' peaceful home

Country life

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Early American Think Tank.

Septic Fields Forever.

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

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