Rustic Retreat Lovers Gifts

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Go away

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"Can I see your license Sir?"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

The Attorney Barn