Rustic Retreat Lovers Prints

"I thought you knew - bed and breakfast rates here include milking the cows."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Early American Think tank

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Spring Training

'What's the night life-like?

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Septic Fields Forever.

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Go away

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"Can I see your license Sir?"

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

"I'm sorry, John, I don't think I'll ever understand the thrill of spending $20 of bait to catch $5 of fish!"

The Attorney Barn