Rustic Retreat Aficionado Prints

"Yes, the farmer having eggs and bacon at breakfast is worrying, but at least, it's not life threatening for me..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

Club Antisocial

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Life is beautiful, and it's messy."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

Country life

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

'What's the night life-like?

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Early American Think Tank.

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

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"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'