Rustic Retreat Aficionados Prints

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Early American Think tank

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

'What's the night life-like?

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'Jenkins, when was the last time you cleaned out the barn?'

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I got married once - to avoid writing."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

'We bought this bolt hole to get away from politicians talking green politics.'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'I thought you'd be calling me sooner or later.'

The Attorney Barn