Rustic Retreat Explorer Prints

Backwoods Cafe: Speciality - Peanut butter & Log Jam.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

Those Were The Days

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Tourist

Interpretive napping

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Frankly I'm all meditated out.'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Early American Think tank

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

The Rudges' peaceful home

Spring Training

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

Looks like you put too much dosie in that doe, Earl.

Rustic Campgrounds.

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I found my old college classmates and my college uncovered my old tuition loans!"

Pray it Don't Spry it.

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"You know what they say: if you can remember the Sixties then talk about them endlessly on BBC Four documentaries."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00