Rustic Retreat Planner Gifts

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Scurile travels

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

Early American Think tank

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

The Rudges' peaceful home

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Go away

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

The Attorney Barn

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'