Rustic Retreat Seekers Gifts

Rustic Campgrounds.

Fishermen see road sign: DOCKS and BOONDOCKS

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Country Bumpkin.

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Opening the Barrel

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

Watchdog on Holiday

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

Recipes for comfort drinks.

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"I need a gap year."

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

Caveman applying wallpaper cave paintings

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

'To be honest, my work paid for this session and I really just needed the rest.'

Bees are famous for being busy, but they always take time to smell the flowers!

Early American Think tank

The Rudges' peaceful home

Olive Tree

Spring Training

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

"We just want a vacation --- we don't want to learn anything."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi