Rustic Retreat Enthusiast Gifts

A Good Batch.

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"The new house is almost ready!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Early American Think tank

The Rudges' peaceful home

Country life

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

'What's the night life-like?

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

Septic Fields Forever.

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

Pray it Don't Spry it.

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Early American Think Tank.

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

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