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"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Scurile travels

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

The Rudges' peaceful home

Early American Think tank

Spring Training

Rustic Campgrounds.

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

Go away

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

"We look so happy. Do we really want to destroy that by traveling through Europe together?"

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Firewood doesn't grow on trees!"

The Attorney Barn

'When they said, a vacation without frills, I didn't dream, this frilless!'