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'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Skiing.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Clown Skis.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Sun Worship

'Let's talk climate change.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Go away

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Burning the coathangers

Skiing

'It's the third time today for him . . .'

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

"We needed a break from the cold."

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

'I used to fly south - that was before hot tubs!'