Retreat Planning T-Shirts

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Scurile travels

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"I'm going on a retreat."

The Boys of Indian Summer

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Monk on the beach

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Priest

"It's either enlightenment or excruciating boredom."

"I wish there was a way to get out of the city this summer without leaving Manhattan."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Business acquaintances on holiday

'Lost in the Jungle I found this Buddhist retreat...'

Spring Training

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Go away

"For quality control purposes, this phone call may be recorded and replayed for laughs at various office parties throughout our company."

"Tuesday is my day off - leave a message..."

'I understand the Adirondacks are where it's REALLY happening.'

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

''Fasting' doesn't mean eating fast food!'

"I bought a new summer condo."

Ocean sounds $1.00

'It was a long trip, but the french fries are worth it.'