Winter Retreat Planner Pillows

'He's telling them it's time to head south.'

Skiing.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

'First of all, relax.'

Canada's winter survival kit.

Clown Skis.

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

Sun Worship

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

'Let's talk climate change.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I'D RATHER BE IN MIAMI, 'Oognik, I'd like to talk to you about your attitude...'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Go away

'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'

"It's amazing! A couple of inches of snow and the whole country grinds to a halt!"

Skier gets caught in the thaw

'You sure you've done this before?'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Take me to Acapulco!'

"We should probably think about heading back to the city."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

"It's a nice change of pace from being on fire."

"Well, me and my mobile igloo are off to Florida for the winter."

"You will visit New York City, and it will be snowing, and all of the important landmarks will be way to close to one another."

"Last time I go on a long haul trip"

"I bought a time share in South Beach."

'No, I don't think he's free styling. Maybe he's break dancing.'

Burning the coathangers

'Well - no wonder. The defrost is on.'

"We needed a break from the cold."

"Look, son, Pop-Pop and Nana are heading south for the winter."

Skiing

'It's the third time today for him . . .'