Relaxed Retreat Designer T-Shirts

'We want the garden to be stamped with my husband's personality.'

"Ironically, this is the living room."

A Good Batch.

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"The new house is almost ready!"

Scurile travels

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

The Oaks: Breakfast And Back To Bed.

"I'm going on a retreat."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'Therapy always works best in a safe environment ... such as your old tree house.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'You know, if we had a bed and breakfast, we could use it ourselves!'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'Today's Presentation: God's Miracles.'

Spring Training

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Go away

'Did you remember to lock the house?'

'The paper screwed up the ad. It read 'Wanted: Hired Gun' rather than 'hired man'.'

Rustic Camping: No Water, Electric or Wi-Fi

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

"I told everyone we're hibernating. Whatever you do, don't answer the phone."

'Mother, are you sure your marijuana use is purely medicinal?'

Ocean sounds $1.00

'I'm getting worried about Goopta -- he's been having an out-of-body experience for three weeks now.'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'