Relaxation Architect T-Shirts

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Self help acupuncture

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Yoga To-Do

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Streaming"

Coffee

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'