Relaxation Architect Gifts

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Fill idle hours by making your own rustic seat...use it when you want to relax.

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Yoga classes door.

My God, I need to fart.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."