Relaxation Artist Gifts

Angel sleeping on cloud-like hammock

The World Will End... After Labor Day

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Sheep eating dreamer

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Taking it easy

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.