Relaxation Artist Gifts

Angel sleeping on cloud-like hammock

The World Will End... After Labor Day

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"Spray me.""Trim me.""Prune me.""Mow me.""Weed me.""Fix me.""Paint me."

Man on lilo keeps getting irritated by flies/birds.

'For this dish we're going to need two bottles of good quality red wine. And that's before we even start cooking.'

'I waste Sunday worrying about Monday, so I compensate by making Friday my Saturday.'

Sheep eating dreamer

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

Lazy Octopus

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

My God, I need to fart.

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Unguided imagery

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."