Relaxation Expert Gifts

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

"I love Boxing Day"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

'Shall we motivate the team then?' 'Nah, can't be arsed.'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

Bed Hammock

"Take it easy. It's the weekend."

Yoga To-Do

A day in the life of a cat

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

Watching TV in the bath.

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

Yoga.

Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his Catholic school nun said that was evil.

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Susan

"People say I have a rebellious nature."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Rubber Duck Has Made A Nest

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"The sounds of the sea come to you through the courtesy of the Clamshell Alliance."

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

"My voices told me to just relax today!"

First Place Layabout

Bummer Time Streaming

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

"What if I get wet? Or sandy? I don't work well in the sun?"

"No, I'm being unemployed from home today."

"Have you ever tried staying in bed all day eating fudge brownies?"

"Standing on one leg is easier than on two, but this far more relaxing."