Relaxation Expert T-Shirts

Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

Betty used every opportunity to exercise her pelvic floor muscles.

"I love Boxing Day"

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"The sea will doctor you now."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"I'm not sure my husband would be considered an 'active adult'."

'No, I'm not going anywhere today: It's my pilot fish's day off...'

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

'Shall we motivate the team then?' 'Nah, can't be arsed.'

'Stop, kids! It's your father's birthday, and it looks like he's wanting a little R and R.'

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"Take it easy. It's the weekend."

"I'm starting to see the resemblance..."

'A few of us are getting together after work for a little R&R. If you've got a blankie, you're welcome to join us.'

"People say I have a rebellious nature."

Yoga.

Felix was finally relaxed. He was finally, really and truly in touch with himself. Then he suddenly remembered how his Catholic school nun said that was evil.

Bed Hammock

Bill's well-being saw a marked improvement once he traded his life coach for a life couch.'

'I'm fighting boredom.' - 'Who's winning?'

Lazy Susan

Watching TV in the bath.

Yoga To-Do

'When I said 'Put your feet up' you know very well what I meant!'

A day in the life of a cat

Ernie sleeps like a log. Then again, he does everything like a log.

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

On Holiday

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

My motto is "Do it now!" That's why I've decided there's no time like the present for postponing what I don't want to do.

Can I help you? I need some sneakers. Sale. Okay. We've got ones for running, jogging, walking, basketball, tennis, pickleball, hiking, cross-training, golf, bowling, volleyball, squash, badminton, jumproping, racquetball, skateboarding, climbing. What activity best describes your needs? What do you think, Ernie? Was "ottomanning" a choice?

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."

I'm home! Where are my pipe and slippers? At the tobacco shop and the shoe store, respectively.

"The sounds of the sea come to you through the courtesy of the Clamshell Alliance."