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'So bored with the windy weather.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

Self help acupuncture

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Lazy Octopus

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

Mr. Punch in Venice

Taking it easy

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Unguided imagery

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

'Say, our stress control seminar worked! Our sales are way down...but so what if they are.'

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Yoga.

Sunbathing in the park

Lounging by the pool

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'