Indoor Relaxation Expert T-Shirts

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

"Streaming"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

Coffee

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'Take a postcard, Irene.'