Indoor Relaxation Expert Pillows

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Yoga To-Do

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'What do you say, Lola - let's take a break.'

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

"Streaming"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'Gee, mom, you know I want to visit - I'm just so darned busy.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

Easy chair exercise machines