Rest And Relaxation Expert Pillows

'American, idle.'

Self help acupuncture

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

Problem Solving

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Yoga To-Do

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Coffee

How the goat got square eyes.

"Streaming"

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Take a postcard, Irene.'

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."