Rest And Relaxation Expert Gifts

'American, idle.'

Self help acupuncture

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

My God, I need to fart.

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

Yoga To-Do

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"Streaming"

Coffee

"This is perfect. I could stay like this for the next five seconds."

How the goat got square eyes.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

When Dogs Appear To Be Thinking.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'