Rest And Relaxation Guru Gifts

'He's never needed a stuntman.'

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Lazy Octopus

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

My God, I need to fart.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

Yoga.

I've decided to shift down a few gears.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"Hey, no problem. I am one with multiple tasks."

Ultra-lazy sloth

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

Problem Solving

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Energy saving mode

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."