Relaxed Lifestyle Guru Gifts

'I think you're overdoing the yoga classes.'

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

But is it organic?

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"It's me. I'm calling in sick of it."

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

Energy saving mode

"Brave explorers of the world"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

'OK. Lose weight, stop smoking, get fit, get a better job, spend more time with the kids, cut back on the booze, be better with money and buy a speed boat.'

"What're you talking about? I love the beach."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

"Dude. You seem tense."

New Hampshire Minute

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

Dogs can dream too.

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Sorry I'm late, boss...I forgot about today's video meeting!"

"Let's see if mom likes that super comfortable yoga mat we bought her."

How to recover from a bad day

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"