Relaxation Guru Gifts

"What I like most about being a dog is all the free time."

The Weekend

'If you were my life coach, what would you recommend we get started with?'

'I just needed to get away for a while and recharge my batteries.'

"I delegated all my responsibilities, now there's nothing left to do."

"My doctor told me to take it easy."

'I call it laziness - He calls it stress management.'

"I think you just found my funny bone."

"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

'How can you just lie there all day?'

'Sure, we have a long way to go but give us credit for knowing how to relax.'

"I want you to take some time off! Relax a little."

'It's not laziness, its stress management.'

Traffic Light Instructions

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

Burn out

"I found this stuck in the sand right next to some sleeping people."

Woman in a bathtub.

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Life is Wood

'You should learn to relax, Doris!'

"Today is the first day of the rest of your life..."

"I thought I'd stay home today and accept the things I can't change."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

"For goodness sake, Richard, it's supposed to relieve your stress...it doesn't matter if you colour outside the lines!"

'I have nothing against you recharging your batteries. I just think you should do it on your own time.'

Ed listens to one too many relaxation CDs...

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"A good vacation helps to unwind."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'Herb, please leave these on the doorstep.'

Just chilling out...and you?

"I can give you the tools, but you have to do the work yourself."

'You spend far too much time in that bath !'