Stress Release Guru Gifts

'How can a man jump out of a window if the damned window can't be opened!'

Counting ribs

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

'Ahhh...'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Work Parfait

Turn, turn and turn.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Fight or Flight

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

Another day at work would be one too many...

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

Mind-Fullness

Cat in a flap

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"I feel your pain."

"My blood pressure stays fine, Doctor, as long as nothing comes between me and my fishing."

Nervous Oral Testing

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

'Please leave the light on, dear. I'm afraid there might be OSHA inspectors under the bed.' 'Managers at Night.'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"